Sounds like I'd have a lot less gray hair if I lived where you did

.- He grows hair as he gets older.and my favorite from today (and should be Bryan's too since he is from TX) - He has been granted permission to Mess with Texas!

He then creates a Course with lots of pretty videos etc and sells the course using a slew of JV partners and pays the partners a whopping 80% commission on his over $2000 course.The orange haired kid from Florida who does quite well for himself with short sales in a Florida Market using a specific tecnique who joins forces with a local attorney who just happens to own a slew of real estate offices and then creates a course that teaches every one else to do the same supposidly in any market.

Sarah Palin has weird and old fashioned hair!

He can make it so that Congress has the ability to fully audit the Fed, which should be the case anyway.It's no secret that central banking has the world by the short hairs.

Women use more than one hair curler ....did ya know that?!

Plus how many of those wannabe landlords will be pulling out their hair and dumping the properties at a loss 1-2 years from now when they realize they aren't cut out to deal with tenant stress...

But saw people de-plane once in Atlanta airport,,there faces were green, and food and drink dripping from there hair.

His hair would actually make me angry!

I know at times you may have wanted to rip your hair out (or maybe not) from dealing with tenants, or going through high vacancy periods, to maybe doing a bad deal on a house.