The house was even pink, with a cool pool in the backyard! 

It's like the movie Glenngarry Glen Ross when Alec Baldwin says, "these are the new Glenngarry leads.." while they are in pink paper wrapped in a freaking gold bow.

=) Helllllllllllloooooooo my name is Lisa but I go by Pink.

For the pink one, change the toilet and sink. 

I wouldn't sweat removing pink, for instance...

The house was beach pink with doors falling off, crap all in the yard, smelled like a cigarette, moldy carpet glued to the sidewalk outside, etc... after we finished making it beautiful and white, pulling carpet and sealing sidewalk with a nice color, landscaping, etc, a lady teacher yelled "thank you, that really transforms the look around here, we appreciate all your work".That was cool.

Pink was piti.

@Jeremy GengenbachI'm painting one today that's a faded beachy pink color...

It would akin to asking a Hollywood celebrity to watch my pile of cocaine.

Meth/Opium/Cocaine - in that order IMO, are the ones that really get people into the sort of trouble that spills on to other people easy.All said, he is reaching out to you for help.