As long as you don't try to increase your lifestyle/consumption to match what you start accruing (cashflow and assets) in real estate, you should be retired quickly.  :-)

If the location allows for use in areas where people will stop in the afternoon/evening after work, then get the liquor license, rent out the spots to the food trucks, and serve alcohol.  

It's ok to drink beer on the porch, but if they go on the steps or in the yard its considered public consumption. 

Also how would I regulate the water consumption for the sprinklers?  

Even Uber requires you to have background checks, not carry weapons, drug & alcohol policy, etc.

I’d be happy to comp non-alcoholic beverages for everyone.

I was contacted by a representative from a rehab agency for recovering,non-violent, drug/alcohol abusers.

this will help reduce the hot water consumption. 

instead, use water & alcohol 50/50 solutionThe ammonia will destroy the class seal and thus allow moisture to get inside and spoil the utility of the dual-panes

Others do it's because of debt, drugs/ alcohol addiction, family, death, repair cost, etc.