You can have a couple yoga mats and some light weights in the house if you feel it would add to the guest experience. 

Quote from @Jay Mat: Anyone had ever made a deal with them?

I opted to  provide my renters with a yoga mat, hand weights and the house pool is great addition to get some exercise! 

During this whole time I mucked around in tiny crawl spaces with mouse crap and snakes, cleaned sewage off of myself more than once, made at least two emergency room visits (one for drilling a hole straight through my hand installing cabinet knobs), sweated my *** off in attics in the summer.

I have an exterminator that one tenant has been calling whenever she sees an ant or thinks there's a mouse - I recently told the exterminator not to go over there when she calls, but to call me instead, or tell her to call me.

The 2 acre frontage would need to be developed into some other usage such as small office, retail, laundry mat, construction business office location (my buddy knows some people). (2.)

Finally he found a floor mat that had migrated over the air return vent on the floor. 

If you give a mouse a cookie...She moved the bike to her car parking space where it should have been all along.

The last tenant had a suction cup mat down and whatever cleaner they used just sat underneath and ate the finish up.

Doesn’t matter if door is self locking, he props it open with umbrella or door mat.