Ah, I could tell so many tales.
- One time were leasing out a house in a neighboring county (Oldham) great schools, nice area, very desirable. I am sitting at my office and a guy comes storming in with purpose, decked in full suit, sunglasses still on, very assertive. Just walks in past office manager, right into my office and slaps down a stack of cash.
Me - only my eyes look up, no expression on my face, very unimpressed by his display.
He says loudly and confidently, "I am a general manager and owner of a new roofing company (unfortunately we get a lot of fly by night roofing companies in Kentucky/Sou Indiana due to storm damage) and I want such and such house in Oldham County, I am ready to pay deposit and first months rent right now".
Me - "Sir, you will need to set up an appointment to view the house, we need proof of income, we do a credit/criminal background check first."
Him -"Look, I know I want the house, I have cash ready, I saw the pictures online and it is great area, income is no problem, my credit has been damaged due to a divorce but no other issues, we can get the lease started today".
I have never had someone rush to get in a property that worked out well, so I need to dig a little bit deeper, something is off.
Me - "Sir, it sounds like everything is okay, but we still need to run a credit/criminal check". I can see he is getting frustrated, and I pull out my closer, "Do you have any tax liens or levies that are not in repayment?".
Bingo! - Shoulders slump, eyes drop, he starts to stammer a little at this point, "Uh, well, there might be something I in the process of taking care of".
Me - "Great, you get that taken care of and then we will get started on the application, also we don't take cash you will need to convert that to a cashier's check or money order".
Never heard back from him.