Oh my gosh, you guys are so funny!
Anywho, I don't know why it bothers me when people speak so matter-of-factly. I am both an agent and an investor; and I do both successfully. You absolutely can buy a house with a bank statement program, where you can literally qualify to buy a home buy showing 3 months of income/revenue. It is more expensive, but it can be done.
Also, I hear of the NAR statistics all the time. There may be a lot of agents who fail, but it doesn't mean YOU have to. Also, MOST agents I know are successful; so those statistics never play out in front of me. You can build a sales business these days just based off of paid referrals. It's pretty easy in my opinion.
Lastly, I agree....there are many benefits to having a license. Some have been mentioned above. Maybe start off as a dual-career agent while you learn the business, get a few sales under your belt and see if it's actually something you enjoy, then go from there. Best wishes!