OK, so a lot of people are wondering, what does it take to get these online ESA endorsement letters? HOW LOW IS THE BAR? ARE THEY LEGIT?
So I actually went ahead to one of those (there are MANY websites) and they do not even pretending because their websites says
"AVOID PAYING ANY PET FEES"
and "FLY WITH YOUR PET WITHOUT HASSLE"
and "5 MINUTES TO TURN A PET INTO AN EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMAL GURANTEED!!!"
So bear with me a bit as I take you through the steps on what it takes.
First, you are asked to enter some basic information, your name, age, gender, email address and whether you have a pet at this moment, what kind of pet and it's name.
Next, you have to fill out a fairly long list of bogus questionnaire, basically to establish that you have some sort of "anxiety". Here is such a questionnaire below. Answers are Yes/No or scale from 1 to 5.
Describe your feelings in the last 30 days
- 1. Little interest or pleasure in doing things?
- 2. Feeling down, depressed, or hopeless?
- 3. Feeling more irritated, grouchy, or angry than usual?
- 4. Sleeping less than usual, but still have a lot of energy?
- 5. Starting lots more projects than usual or doing more risky things than usual?
- 6. Feeling nervous, anxious, frightened, worried, or on edge?
- 7. Feeling panic or being frightened?
- 8. Avoiding situations that make you anxious?
- 9. Unexplained aches and pains (e.g., head, back, joints, abdomen, legs)
- 10.Feeling that your illnesses are not being taken seriously enough?
- 11. Thoughts of actually hurting yourself?
- 12. Hearing things other people couldn't hear, such as voices even when no one was around?
- 13. Feeling that someone could hear your thoughts, or that you could hear what another person was thinking?
- 14. Problems with sleep that affected your sleep quality over all?
- 15. Problems with memory (e.g., learning new information) or with location (e.g., finding your way home)?
- 16. Unpleasant thoughts, urges, or images that repeatedly enter your mind?
- 17. Feeling driven to perform certain behaviors or mental acts over and over again?
- 18. Feeling detached or distant from yourself, your body, your physical surroundings, or your memories?
- 19. Not knowing who you really are or what you want out of life?
- 20. Not feeling close to other people or enjoying your relationships with them?
- 21. Drinking at least 4 drinks of any kind of alcohol in a single day?
- 22. Smoking any cigarettes, a cigar, or pipe, or using snuff or chewing tobacco?
- 23. Using any of the following medicines ON YOUR OWN, that is, without a doctor's prescription, in greater amounts or longer than prescribed [e.g., painkillers (like Vicodin), stimulants (like Ritalin or Adderall), sedatives or tranquilizers (like sleeping pills or Valium), or drugs like marijuana, cocaine or crack, club drugs (like ecstasy), hallucinogens (like LSD), heroin, inhalants or solvents (like glue), or methamphetamine (like speed)]?
In the past 7 days
- 1. I was irritated more than people knew.
- 2. I felt angry.
- 3. I felt like I was ready to explode.
- 4. I was grouchy.
- 5. I felt annoyed.
Additional Question 1: Describe your happiness
- I do not feel happier or more cheerful than usual.
- I occasionally feel happier or more cheerful than usual.
- I often feel happier or more cheerful than usual.
- I feel happier or more cheerful than usual most of the time.
- I feel happier of more cheerful than usual all of the time.
Additional Question 2: Describe your confidence level
- I do not feel more self-confident than usual.
- I occasionally feel more self-confident than usual.
- I often feel more self-confident than usual.
- I frequently feel more self-confident than usual.
- I feel extremely self-confident all of the time.
Additional Question 3:Describe your sleeping patterns
- I do not need less sleep than usual.
- I occasionally need less sleep than usual.
- I often need less sleep than usual.
- I frequently need less sleep than usual.
- I can go all day and all night without any sleep and still not feel tired.
Additional Question 4: Describe your social skills
- I do not talk more than usual.
- I occasionally talk more than usual.
- I often talk more than usual.
- I frequently talk more than usual.
- I talk constantly and cannot be interrupted.
Additional Question 5: Describe your activity levels
- I have not been more active (either socially, sexually, at work, home, or school) than usual.
- I have occasionally been more active than usual.
- I have often been more active than usual.
- I have frequently been more active than usual.
- I am constantly more active or on the go all the time.
Additional Question 6: For Travel Letters - How will your pet be traveling with you?
- Travel carrier
- On my lap
- At my feet
- My pet will not be traveling
Once these questions are answered, you are asked one more question.
Describe the reasons why you need an Emotional Support Animal AND what specific symptoms you are hoping to alleviate by having your ESA with you.
Get this, my answer to this question was "I want to avoid pet fees when moving to a new apartment and it would be great to go to restaurants with my pet". I wasn't kidding, that's what I entered.
I hit NEXT, then it tells me I do qualify for ESA letter and asked me to pick a package and price.
- Medical Licensed Therapist Endorsed Housing Letter
- Mental health Professional Endorsed Travel Letter
- Medical Licensed Therapist Endorsed Housing and Travel Combo Lette
YUP, it's THAT easy. Basically you self diagnosed and say you needed one, then you get a letter rubber stamped by a professional.