@Kyler Cook
Ha ha...I’m glad I’m not the only one with anger issues!
I wouldn’t pay them a dime and I’d make their life HELL (all legally of course).
For starters, I would install security cameras everywhere. Low life’s like this are doing more wrong than just squatting. Watch their every move and report to police for everything.
I also guarantee they are bad parents....make a DFS report so they have some social workers in their life.
Find out where they work and start calling for payment...several times a day...making sure to tell anyone who answers the phone what they are doing. Although they probably don’t work.
I’d do as many walk-through as the law allows. In my state I only have to give 24hrs notice. I’d go in every.single.day. and then give 24hrs for my inspection the following day.
Take pictures of everything while you are there.
I’d suddenly need to do a lot of maintenance....just to get in more often.
I’d stand outside their bedroom with a bull horn every morning....at 4am.
Post their photos on every social media site, Craigslist, Rentals FB pages letting the world know who they are.
They are probably receiving some sort of government assistance, so call and report them for fraud....I guarantee they are reporting they pay rent.
Post signs in the yard stating that they are illegally squatting in your property.
Id suddenly be landscaping the yard. I hang out with the hose “watering” then accidentally spray them when they walk out and try to get in their car. Hopefully they punch me; then I can press assault charges.
I love the idea of hiring kids to throw eggs at them....
I’m just getting started. I have no room for such pieces of crap. I don’t care about money- I’d make them pay. It would be my new favorite hobby.