I'm going to slither to the floor now.

I had a lady slit her wrist once.. same deal, it needed pressure to stop the bleeding.

Employers like results, not drama.http://weartv.com/news/local/photo-snake-slithers-across-stealthy-snipers-weapon

For self employed, always ask for tax returns and they will always slither away.

You need to find the place they got in at and attach a mesh screen over it leaving the bottom side a bit loose (and make sure it overlaps the wall) so they have to slither through the mesh and the wall to get out.

Many are simply too lazy and/or too greedy to bother, we've had young people on here who basically said there weren't wanting to learn, they just want to pull off a few deals and go on, kinda like robbing a gas station, just grab some money and slither off into the night.

Although there’s still plenty of RE gurus slithering around, so there’s exceptions to every rule. 

When the young guy renting the house had a minor difference with his girlfriend he threatened to slit her throat. 

It would slither around a little but could not have been more tame (and I am no snake expert).

That is just a slither of the rent data for a particular area (same problem as MLS rent statistics).