She was running more than two weeks late the following month, and I'd added the appropriate late fees, making her balance $1,171... and then I got a text saying she'd made a payment... of $17,111.Obviously, that bounced. 

Keep the search going for someone with a cap less, shall we say, herbally decorated.Good advice indeed.  

No issues and my rates are normal.I've mitigate the wiring myself over the years using CO/ALR devices and my own pigtail solution using an antioxidant paste at the connection points.

Plus her values have risen to the $350,000 range with her balances around $135-150,000 now and she is no longer cash flowing.

(The first thing that occurs to me is an "herbal" dispensary, but that's just because I have an unusual sense of humor.) 

On top of that she was not told that everytime she makes that 3% payment that her balance on her mortgage is increasing.

I have looked for magic sprays and powders, have used herbal concoction sprays, , expensive ionizers, etc.

Some people think doctors are evil and tumors melt away with herbal drinks in the vitamix, and that we somehow are trying to BS people and the internet knows better, haha.

The Greeks have been using it for thousands of years as an herbal remedy.

Even if we were to agree to pay her balances on the taxes and HOA fees and take over mortgage payments, without equity there is no room for profit for anyone.