Maybe they've been burned by landlords in the past and are being very careful.You can legally reject them based on personality, facial tattoos, body odor, or other factors, but you better make sure you can prove that it wasn't based on any protected class like race, religion, familial status, etc.

When an owner or broker policy is facially fair and uniformly applied, it usually meets the smell test.

I strongly recommend getting involved with your local REI meetup groups so you can work out your pitch with help from other landlords.I hope this doesn't come off the wrong way without tone or facial expressions behind it. 

Look for neighborhoods where there are lots of people with bad hats and bad facial hair.

I want something that would make facial recognition easy.  

Lush facial and body hair.

Today, my facial hair is all white and more then half of my hair is white.

This is part of what makes standup comedy a slightly different skill set than just writing them out because, in the written word, you don't have the benefit of hearing the tone of voice, facial expressions, or anything else about the delivery.So, you can make a lot of things funny, especially in a sarcastic way, if you focus not just on the words but on how you deliver them.

The frustration and/or shocking in facial expression clearly displayed when they are outbid by the third group.*** The real deal: there are handful of serious bidders - They are the regular here, and mostly the winners of the sales.

I wasn’t there, so I don’t know what tone of voice the Lender used or if his facial expression was not to your liking.