She actually told me it was a triplex.

But the other issues we've run into from lenders is 1) We're a Gc to where the company's income comes from selling our new construction builds - the bank *US BANK actually told us they couldn't count that income at all because they view the sale of homes as "inconsistent". 

I told them I have gone to many Airbnb’s where free parking is not included and they actually told me that those places are also in violation.

They actually told me thank you but don’t need you anymore; we’ve “figured it out”!   

The real estate agent actually told us that he was terminally ill - which we (my wife and me) later found out was not true.

She seemed a bit flabbergasted that I actually told her to do that.

They actually told me to keep the deposit, I didn't have to say anything. 

I actually told this to @Scott Smith a while back.

The agent actually told me he read my answer, looked it up, and, as long as I send him my guest lists indicating less than 7 night stays, I win.

Of course they weren't out and actually told me that July rent was paid and if I moved forward with removing them from the unit they would file a law suit against me for an unlawful eviction.