@Paul Winka, abandon ship, as @Kyle K. advised.

Make him your one call when anything goes wrong, let him evaluate it, and then only if it's beyond his capabilities, pull in a specialist.

I was 32, but looking back, if I knew what I was doing, I could have been fully capable of doing it at age 24 (a couple years out of college and saving up for me).

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My contribution here is to those willing to take advice, to those capable of improving their situation not only in business but in life as well.

I am excited for you that you are wanting to take action and prove to your parents that you are a capable adult.  

As an additonal capability setup up a Google Voice and they can leave a message as well, that can transcribe and send you an email/text. as well.

But, it's not more than they are capable of paying.Here are some example of the suffering costs of success:If you suffer the cost of disciplined spending and investing habits, you will have peace of mind and an early retirement.If you suffer the cost of daily exercise and nutrition, you enjoy a great physique and an exception quality of life.By suffering the cost and inconvenience of going the extra mile for your clients, you will enjoy bigger commissions and increased opportunities in life.By suffering the cost of preparation and doing more than what's expected, you will enhance your reputation, expand your opportunities and increase your social capital.The price of success is temporary discomfort.

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