I want to help him understand there's much smarter alternatives then his 401k to be investing in, being real estate.

Still not a bad choice.

(They either are interested in your service or are looking to work with you)Your landing should be a “value prop”, followed by a “call to action button” then an alternative option button “more info” Let me know if you need some more feed back, I can recommend some tracking services to see where visitors are actually clicking or scrolling to as well.

I have tenants that likely have no bank acconts either.I offer 3 choices.1.

The alternative is once the eviction ban is lifted, you can start the eviction proceedings.

Rather than selling the current house, I have been thinking of alternate ways to make use of this property to generate a side income stream. 

It's not a choice.

Also that's pretty narrow lot and unless you can find a townhome type home to move it in, you don't have choice other than build one.

I have a close buddy who’s a day trader and it’s an interesting alternative perspective.

-Currently in the process of researching surrounding markets and identifying the best choices (inputs encouraged!)