I am also an investor with a couple of funds set up to acquire distressed residential assets to renovate and resell nationally.

Close on the property and then resell.

If you have a 3bed/2bath unit and own only one parking, I would say - buy it, as in the future when you'll resell you'll get your money back and make the unit more desirable, however, buy it if the rent you'll get will cover your property tax, assessment ( hopefully you have no special assessment in the building) and you'll get a decent return on your money.If you own a 2bed or less, I would personally not buy it.

Find a hard money lender for transactional funding.Do all of the due diligence by taking pictures,getting it professionally inspected by a contractor,figuring out the after repair value,and taking it all to a hard money lender for approval of funding her price.Complete the purchase entirely and then resell it for a profit to a real flipper before the next mortgage payment is due.

What financing methods do not have seasoning periods for reselling???

What are the real costs of rehab, resell, rent, clean brake from Andy, etc.?  

If you're in New York learn about private financing or creative financing such as sub to, Land contracts, wrap around mortgages, etc  that don't involve banks or credit on acquisitionThen resell or rent

You can say that they can't park there anymore and anyone else going to buy it would see that issue and it will be a turn off.Figure in this situation you can either get it for a better price, if you still can't work it out you can resell it to these people or to whoever does buy it for a profit (need to get it cheap from the current owners, but unless they do something weird like you said they just get to stop paying taxes) or possibly you rent the parking back to them or others. 

Now, that may be an insanely risky and bad deal to someone local not reselling the property to an investor living 1,500 miles away. 

If you are not able to finish this task how can you convince someone (especially yourself) you will finish a flip, be there through the fall RE selling months or be around if the market turns?