Uber burns through drivers quickly due to low wages after expenses.

My vote is:If your goal is to learn the most about real estate, stick with rental properties.If your goal is to create capital, you can wholesale, flip, work on referral fees, or start a business.I heard one time that the risk with wholesaling is that you can make a ton of money and then not be educated on how to be smart with that money and burn it.

LOL  (no, actually I've been doing a slow burn for about 16 hours)So, what do we do next? 

It might not make you happy, it might not be fair, but its the law - these are the things you should have taken into account when becoming a landlord.There are certain groups of people you can't discriminate against, and if you try by wording things differently etc, you'll get burned much more in legal fees then that person will have potentially burned you in rent.

I have friends that did well ... until they burned out.  

You don't want to burn any bridges or abuse a contractor's services.

Ultimately, you're probably not going to be burned by the laundry issue and overuse, but why even open yourself up to the possibility?

If so, that will increase your premium overall, in case your building catches fire and burns the other property then they will come to find you.Also, don't wait for your current insurance to end for you to get new insurance.

And if you live two hours away like we did, you may eventually get burned out despite the financial gains. 

It's the same as someone's electrical wiring in their upstairs wall sparking and burning the building down.