I can't lie they make me nervous, but it seems fairly straight forward as well.

Not gonna lie, I am not quite up to date on all of the lingo you're using!

Winner winner chicken dinner....And then the young, never home, "no wear and tear" professionals come knocking!

Anyone who says they know for sure is lying.

Thus, they cannot get a contractor and have them bill me under Rick of a mechanic lien.Doing something that gets the municipality to lie my property is also covered.

A REIT does have to pay dividends but therein lies the issue: dividends.  

Some current landlords require permission from their tenants before they will provide this information to a new rental company.However "lying" by omitting information (i.e., your real apartment address) is typical enough to reject your application.Keep in mind that landlords often deal with applicants that lie all the time. 

It has been stressful exhausting I'm not going to lie.  

Best way to get rent numbers is talk to property managers (might lie), actual tenants (put a real attractive ad on craigs & zillow & in local hangouts so they’ll call you property doesn't have to exist).

While frustrating and annoying and certainly it feels crappy to get lied to like this I'd encourage you simply to re-run the numbers.