They can usually close within 2 weeks. 

I’ve been listening to podcasts at least twice a day nearly every week day since July/August of 2017.

Ive signed up for several meetings I will make it my business to attend this week!

He and I had been discussing our options for a almost 2 yrs now and he just told me that he should be closing on a deal this week for a 3 family home.

And along with that you have HGTV with 7 billion flipping shows touting $50K returns in 8 weeks...that happen like clockwork.

Be advised that establishing an institutional account for your LLC can take considerably longer than an individual account - Coinbase is running about 4-6 weeks for onboarding institutional accounts currently, as an example.The LLC may choose exchange provided storage, 3rd party cloud/desktop wallets, or hardware wallets. 

The appraisal is coming in this week. 

How about a week?

My understanding is that the eviction process takes about 4 to 6 weeks once its filed and I'll be getting the leads the same week they're filed. 

Four hour work week all the way (although, atmittedly, I haven't read the book yet ... it's on my list).