To add insult to injury, new construction went into the toilet after the Great Recession. 

Somewhere in the murky past I recall hearing a BP podcast featuring an owner of rental properties who had devised a nearly 20-page rental agreement--it took care of the middle of the night clogged toilet calls etc., by clearly stating the condition of the property upon turn-over, and requiring the tenant to maintain it in like condition, absorbing all costs for doing so.

Anyways, I have a tenant who called and told me a toilet bolt was completely destroyed and fell out during cleaning.

The bottom is open and rounded with a toilet down at the curved part.

Unfortunately with the hotel business, if you have 20 rooms, your looking at 20 toilets, 20 tenants that are constantly changing.

Leaking toilet grey water into crawl space. 

__________This toilet right here needs no caption.

An assignment is basically closing instructions for the title company, and they wouldn't care if it was written on toilet paper as long as it was legible and you spelled all the names correctly.)The ruling I believe you are referring to has an effect on the way your contract is marketed rather than the actual nuts and bolts of the sale.

They will break the toilet seat off the toilet - God only knows how they do that one. 

So, at the end, say there are no toilets in stock anywhere, and are out 4 weeks for delivery.