We always know when to expect an offer, as we can tell when someone has been sitting on the couches (the cushions are moved)...

You are missing out, get off the couch.

Now if a tenant locks themselves out in the middle of the night, they are to call our locksmith and are responsible for the cost ... we suggest they sleep on a friend's couch and call us the next day to get a new key.

Some criminals are willing to disappear if they think they've been caught.You could schedule inspections regularly and perhaps scare the tenant into leaving.Post notice on the door stating you know what they are up to and that you want them out in X days.Stop in for a friendly visit with a few friends, crack a cold one on the couch, and explain how their health may benefit from living somewhere else, like Kansas.Your taxes are going to a legal system that no longer protects you.

q=minniapolis+legal+aid&rlz=1C1CHBD_enUS751US751&oq=minniapolis+legal+aid[2] Call every relative and friend you have and look for a couch to sleep on (it's better than freezing to death in Minnesota in the winter).Good Luck!

Once she was confident I was the solution to her problem, I couched her on negotiating the restructure of her loan.

Hi Calvin,I'm sure you know certain tenants are going to "Entertain" guests overnight (none of our business).There will also be ones who will secretly sublet rooms (couches) to gain extra cash (probably a bootable offence).You may also find ones who shack-up after the lease (run a background and etc...).

Obviously, easier said than done when on my couch, I plan to do some driving around Rochester (on a hopefully minimally snowy weekend).

Or possibly even network with people in DC in the real estate community or other sources to try and rent a couch / living room for a few nights a week so I can reduce my commuting time while also keeping personal expenses low?

The fact that the tenant is squawking already could mean the there is something waiting under the couch?