I like the sweet 'B' spot.  

The landlord is pissed and although he was present when we put the couch in, and the couch never moved from its spot until I moved out, he wanted to know why I didn't put pads under it...had I known the floor could get damaged from it I would have but the thought never occurred to me, or him either apparently. 

I'm not sure I'm ready for this full scenario quite yet but I definitely get the idea and it is pretty sweet.  

@Craig Moore If I may add some advice: keep it short and sweet for the first contact.

In the end a couple of spots had the tape pull the poly finish.

Your copy can say something that is particularly troubling to your prospect or you can make it more general, but either way people who are motivated to sell their home for dimes, nickles, or pennies on the dollar are in a tough spot of some sort.  

One way to possibly convince tenants to run vinegar in the dishwasher is to tell them it helps the dishes to come through without water spots.

Originally posted by @Rich Baer:but you are asking for trouble if you think you can digest what it all means Yep - spot on.

I know it has a cool vibe and has become a bit of a destination in recent years, but I'd be more likely to consider something like that as a hybrid investment/summer vacation spot than as a full-time investment.Are you looking to buy and hold?

If that's the case I'd get a cheap pack of shims and just shim the lower one so the counter top doesn't have a bouncy spot.