I'm not in WY, but had the pleasure of visiting your fine state this summer and finally meeting my colleague and friend, @Jerry W  A more stand-up guy couldn't be on here with you. 

My plan is to [airbnb] hack the master suite in the very nice home I currently own until my unfortunate (but necessary) divorce is final, and the home is sold, at which point I will have the capital to start phase 2 of my plan.Phase 2 is to purchase, refurb (and hack) a multifamily home in Sacramento with as much leverage as possible as long as the numbers still work.

There are some amazing opportunities with the VA loan that are fantastic investment choices.

My choices are limited to a few locations and I will move within the year.

The way I see things, you and I have two choices.

Because Philly would be my number one choice if it was more affordable...

@Srini Ramkumar The turnkey team you work with can be even more important than the market choice. 

What is your final, final plan for the end of days, the abandonment of the Covenant, the awakening of Cthulhu, the approach of Nibiru.

I finally found the IRS documentation for this.

Quartz requires far less maintenance (none) and is almost always the choice.