And no, I wouldn't spend $5,000 to $40,000 to some Guru to train me.

The options that my loan officer has stated so far is either find someone within the line of work to sign off on training for training up until the new job started, or bring someone else on board the loan with income.

Does the county offer fair housing training? 

We offer over 50 hours of training weekly, a great mentoring program, and an industry-leading CRM/lead generation system. 

Its worth a search.PM me I'll send you my training I do in my local REIA on the sub-to complicated set of docs, process.How to find possible sub to sellers?   

With trains set to run every 15 min or so the double track will drastically reduce the average trip/delay times to Chicago from the current 1 hr & 40 min.

Also, any other nearby towns on the train line, no longer than 40 min commute to NYC, I can consider?

So much training available. 

There's got to be something that you can offer in exchange for some training--even if it's detailing the investor's car!

I'm assuming that you are looking for a undergrad degree, and if I were in your shoes, I'd focus on something more general that flexed your analytical/ problem solving muscles more than trained you to do something specific.