I am told Adult Protective Services can help in some way? 

We here at 11Capital and BiggerProfits are absolutely committed  to providing our customers first class service. 

Do you want to pay a desk fee and extra upfront costs to have lots of materials and services at your disposal or do you want a more basic arrangement with all the fees based on transactions.

What type of services does it have, City water and sewer?

I didn’t mention all the specifics, but I won’t pay funding fees due to service connected compensation.

You was poorly serviced by your closing lawyer. 

You can however avoid this by contacting the lender (or most likely their servicer) and offer to sign a deed in lieu. 

I just got a quote from a septic service .

I have requested an itemized bill of services and so has my buyer.

I'd offer my agent services if you were further north :-)