You can also get a "lowboy" version of most sizes that is short and fat. 

Trim the fat.

I build up a fat pile of cash and punch it in the face with all I got. $37k chunks usually.

Stu, are you going to grow a beard and get fat?

@Michael Leeson big fat no.

The back up seems to be that the tank filter was clogged by grease / fat.

They say pigs get fat but hogs get slaughtered.

@Pete Harper, I understand your conundrum, but there are few things I love better than a fat little greasy wad of cash sitting pretty in my hot little hand, stinking of sin.

Driving around I spotted a house in a decent neighborhood that had a fat FOR SALE sign in the front yard and a phone number but it's not a broker sign. 

C'mon, like our govt overlords like to say it can happen to any of us - Unless you're a public employee that can sit home at full pays in sweats for eight months of COVID and look forward to a fat retirement check I'm funding.