We’ve had kidnappings, stabbings, shootings, lawsuits, sewer line backups and collapses (so gross), natural disasters, illegal gambling rings, animal abuse, unexpected capex to the tune of $50k, scammer tenants, methhead liars, religious cults, etc.

Is there natural gas in your area?  

But depending on the nature of your LLC you may be able to take title to the new property in your own name. 

I tried plugging in an extra $100 payment per month in it, but the interest savings start out at like only a few dollars each month.Shouldn't the interest saved on extra principal payments be drastically higher in the beginning due to the front-loaded nature of amortized loans?

If you have sculptured landscaping, especially if you are trying to have mulchbeds and areas of rock, "nature will find a way." 

For roommates having extra company over, naturally it's going to happen (even for you) so as long as it's not everyday it's ok IMO.

The natural causes were all clean.

Having said that, tile does have downsides compared to LVT, tile installation is more expensive, it requires more skilled labor and subfloor prep and even very neutral finishes can become dated; I think natural stone is timeless but preferred colors do come and go.

Do they utilize consistent, natural lighting?

In the loan processing step is it common practice for you to give them your bank account numbers and your life Insurance policy and Bonds, things of that nature.