It seems the post was meant as a joke, The real joke, Bob, is how many people have contacted me directly with offers to invest this money with them.

I'm leaning towards traditional lending withh the new home builder because they're offering 5.5-5.99% interest rate. 

Every system you try will have flaws, or you may salivate over a feature that appears in other software.Some familiar names are mentioned frequently: Stessa, Apartments.com, RentRedi, TenantCloud, Innago, RentManager, Avail, Rentec Direct, Doorloop, etc.I recommend conducting thorough research on each app online to understand their offerings, pricing, etc.

I had a call yesterday with a rep that made me feel confident, but not quite ready to pull the trigger just yet until getting more verified reviews of their track record of returns and service.

For numerous reasons we decided to sell, and received at offer from the Church that was one of the occupants, for a price equal to appraised value.  

I really do value your opinions and appreciate any feedback you can offer. 

Even with a pool service it would be nice to know if a problem is going to arise before it hits, like a big party group overuses the pool....

Granted the terms I offer a lot of the time aren’t amazing (they have very low interest rates), but that’s the only way I can make deals work.

She's been renting it for $2,800/month and the condo has a $600 monthly HOA.I want to offer her $350,000 for the condo (its a fair price for it), 5% down payment ($17,500) and pay her monthly $2,000 for 3 years, after which I would refinance and pay her out.

Spell out in the lease the cost for a gardener is $300 and snow removal $200 a pop if she fails to maintain you go to full service and lease increases.