I would also make sure they have a comfy chair for watching TV, and a chair or two outside for them to sit if they smoke or vape or want to enjoy nature.  

To do that you will need to purchase at a significant discount, put lots of rehab into the property to raise the rents, or wait for natural appreciation.  

When it comes to natural disasters, FEMA says we are the worst!

If you're naturally an introvert like me, it's sorta hard connecting with lots of people online and IRL even if you have something in common like real estate.

Hi @Henri Chow, It is very difficult to automate something that is this technical in nature. 

Certain natural resource rights, and both working and royalty interests in oil, gas and minerals qualify. 

I hope the satirical nature of the OP was understood.

I'm looking at a loan product that is 5% irrespective of the loan amount or the nature of the investment with a 3% origination fee and insurance fees for a triplex value add acquisition in Highland Park. 

This naturally assumes that your agent's MLS has Residential Rental information. 

Every time I go to Mission Bay there are always a bunch of hillbillies walking around with an open case of Natural Light banking off the fact the oceanside property they bought in the 80's for $200k is now worth $4m.