Or do you suppose those Fat Cats driving a Company Mercedes E350 don't take it home to their own garage?

-Neighbors are not so great here either, but less problems than other places we have lived.Option B:Stay, rent the rental I was planning on moving back into back out for another year (or try to get the existing tenant to stay, fat chance since they are already sending reference checks my way for apartments) and the MIL apartment out for $375 more per month total (they were slightly under market rents).

Currently, I'm a US citizen, Canadian permanent resident. 

Stainless can easily by permanently ruined by someone not used to it. 

You can print this one on your computer, no need for the “official” printed forms.W-9 asks them to enter their name, address, and tax ID – which can be a SSN, ITIN (for people who are not permanent residents) or EIN (business tax ID).

Emotional Support Animals are covered by Fair Housing, which has to do with a permanent residence like a long-term rental.

Everyone will be pointing fingers at each other while you will be stiffed with the big fat IRS bill.

At this point, I think some things are permanent. 

Sometime within the next year I'll have to do a new, more permanent, cash-out refi, but when that time comes I'll have a history of paying tenants and good seasoning. 

I had a situation where a friend an I were trying to pick the lock on a vacant condo we bought at FC.My friend is a former police officer so two middle aged, fat white guys spent 35 mints picking a lock in B- neighborhood in broad daylight and nobody noticed or called the cops.