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Is there an online calculator for this?

I have an issue with a home I purchased in Memphis through Midsouth Turnkey.  

I have a very diverse skill set - most importantly, good professional communication, process development, an financial literacy.

The same company makes an NA version... is that too goofy?

You had an agreement for how to handle it.

Depending on the amount of work that you've completed, you might have an option. 

Last week, we had an issue with the plumbing in a home we sold.The buyers moved in, used the water, and some areas of the home started flooding.We sent vendors out that same day to investigate and fix the issue.

What started out as an opportunity to help an experienced investor find parking deals has morphed into a full blown obsession for me.

It can be a real balancing act.If you go the full MTR, reach out to the school and make sure they know you have a nice place for visiting professors, doctors, nurses etc who are there for an extended stay. 20k is a decent sized school so you might be able to fill up just on that.