It's a little strange but some of these "government" types of loans just want to check a box...and not really make sense of it all. 

My wife and I had to live in a place out of town for a year and we rented from a big box company in the local area.

Being a real estate investor, you have to think outside the box to be creative.

I show up at 6 am/pm and every person going through the gate has to pick a marble out of a covered box. 

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Then I had to schedule a meeting between 9-5pm just to see a 5x10 box.

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The money sits in a safety deposit box in the bank and has already been taxed. 

Just trying to peep outside the box, ya know......