Food servers, exotic dancers, bar tenders = typically none of that "tip" income is on tax returns, same thing, doesn't "count." 

He'd not going to come bail you out of jail or pay the IRS fine you get levied for writing off luxury consumer goods and exotic vacations as "business expenses."

Some of his advice is very risky and/or illegal, like taking your family on a vacation to an exotic tropic location and writing it off as a business expense because you look at a few properties. 

@Ryan Stevens You know that thing where a magician does something with his left hand while he tells you to pay attention to his right hand, and then produces something from his left hand that already existed, but feels special and exotic in that moment?

The point is, what are you investing for, the exotic idea or the return?

.$2,700 for granite -- I could have gotten builder-grade granite and kept the old top-mount sink for $2,200, but decided on exotic granite and a new under-mount sink.$3,000 for painting -- the foundation is under a lifetime warranty, but the tenants didn't bother to water it, so it had to be adjusted and the walls and ceilings had cracks.

Mind you we was not the typical internet chat types and our conversations was mostly about her delicious exotic meals and my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

Hands down it's Maui, Hawaii --- the blue skies and clear water and beautiful exotic flowers.

There are some that have great fixed periods and can be significantly lower than a 30 year fixed if the loan is likely to be paid off in 5-7 years when you sell, refinance, etc.My point is ARMs have gotten a bad reputation because a few specific sub-prime exotic ARMs.

Interesting how when it's a man, he has the money because he is successful at business, but when it's a woman, it's probably all in singles ...I've known some exotic dancers and private escorts that made truly fabulous money.