To answer your question Will, there is a famous comedian who had a TV special titled: "You Can't FIx Stupid" Words to live by!!!

There's a comedian who talks about the American Dream.

I am also an amateur stand up comedian so if you see me post something off the wall it is most likely my lame attempt at making you laugh.

On a good note, Del is a great entertainer/comedian who does good personification of dead beat renters in his class.I also think you get membership discounts for using their vendors too.

Sometimes at night I moonlight as a non-profit comedian.  

Now before all you peanut gallery wanna be comedians jump all over this...About 15 years ago, i went to a GURU Trap and the man on stage wanted to tell the audience how smooth of an investor he was.