My career as a stand-up comedian is over before it began.

@Scott F.Scott I use to be a comedian lol. 

Like a comedian who goes too deep in to the joke  

This is what OP is referring to a comedian Caleb Hearon wrote on Twitter "i’m done with airbnb lmao these mother****ers have curfews, quiet hours, and chore lists now. i will be at a HOTEL."

There was a "divorced guy" comedian from the 1970s with the line: Why get married again?

The comedian had a skit about Mormon's. 

American workers are financial slaves and our education system, political system, media, financial regulatory system, tax system and financial system pretty much ensures that this will not be changing.George Carlin on the “American Dream”https://youtu.be/kJ4SSvVbhLw I don't disagree with that (and, btw, I love George Carlin - my favorite comedian by a long shot) but I don't believe fractional reserve banking is to blame.

If you think "hack" is bad, I suggest you Google the Finnish comedian Ismo's latest work

In fact, to put Tiger Woods in perspective, consider the following: Comedian Chris Rock once described the difference between rich and wealthy.

Getting started was at least half the battle, take a second and celebrate starting.It’s like her comedian that says he gets asked all the time by strangers where they should eat.