My people were writing philosophy when yours were worshipping the grass snake and drinking each other's blood out of skullcaps.

https://www.reviewjournal.com/   I don’t see myself going to Vegas and drinking sitting beside the pool, but doing nothing for two weeks could actually fill up my one year fuel tank. :-)

After that it is pure added profit to your bottom line.

We do have a minimum of 20% down however (and values in vacation mkts like Joshua Tree are getting more scrutinized right now, although not as much if a pure purchase), so if 10% is a sticking point a general non-QM mortgage broker would be your best bet (although Fannie just in April really tightened up on this product if 10% down). 

3) What happens if one of you drinks & drives, killing someone and getting sued by the victim's family?

Purely coincidental, I just closed on a single family house in Bolingbrook this morning.

The majority of the 2,500sf+ homes will gross $60-70k per summer which, after a 30% management fee, leaves about $45k per year to supplement a mortgage or in your case, potentially pure profit.  

I haven't attended a BPCON personally but I don't think your age should matter much unless there are a lot of activities in a drinking environment that you wouldn't be able to attend without a chaperone. 

Respectfully,Zac Agurto & Pure Realty

So someone who is looking purely to maximize potential return (and has unlimited time) is unlikely to find this a good fit.Hope this helps.