My mother struggles with her health , and over the last few years since the demolition I recently came into some extra cash - literally as I’m waiting for the check to clear in the bank , license and inspection put a notice of “unsafe structure” on my mothers door and told her she had 30 days to get the crack fixed or her home would be demolished !

His literal quote was, "is saving $8,000 in equity worth hurting people and their families that have put work into this?"

I literally just sold (deal closed today) a 30-unit building (85% of tenants are section 8 or other subsidies). 

Their definition of heartbeat is literally anything with a heartbeat, so people AND pets.

They literally are on the market for minutes before they're gone!

The next question, literally 2 days after this, was confirming how much earnest money and closing date.

Real estate is sky rocketing and literally flying off of the hypothetical shelves here.

And if yoiu have good equity when You sell you just give some of your equity to IRS.. if you have no equity you have to literally cut a check to sell. 

there is no written word that states you have to use a professional program.. you can literally hand draw on a napkin but if city is requiring architectural sign off and inspections for some reason then you are better off just hiring out.. youre looking at 750-1500$

Sure I can come fix it cuz I'm an awesome guy), aka training tenants to do the wrong thingsWorst story so far (luckily): Putting my daughter down for bed (snuggle and read time) and my phone rings, one of my tenants on caller ID, my thought: "OMG my tenant has literally never called before (always email) the house must be on fire."