Haha, for those that don't know it's a celebration of the French burning down the castle (three times!)

It is no wonder that it is celebrating 10 years of success. 

I ask this because I do not want to start going around calculating said math above, make a million offers and never get anywhere although I would celebrate if an offer where to be accepted.

Welcome and I think you should celebrate with a double cheeseburger and fries!  

Are most of your properties short term rentals in the celebration area?

You can use a phone app called “LinkedIn Connect” that alerts you when someone in your network is celebrating something.

I celebrated the 6th anniversary of my 29th birthday back in May... have a wife and 4 kids... about $200k in student loan debt... and own 4 multifamily properties (well, the bank might have a say in that "own" word).The stock market versus real estate question doesn't have a right answer, the question is what works for you.  

Most of it doesn't sound too good to be true, but it does have the cheesy, infomercial-style photos of a guy with his car that has "Make $20000 a month with me" on the back, and people celebrating on the beach. hahaI wanted to see what your thoughts are on this.

Their techniques can work and its much cheaper to buy materials from them then say a celebrity guru like anyone from Flip this House. 

I'm celebrating by anonymously buying someone a latte at Starbucks.