My wife and I both work in the Film Industry.  

Pictures are deceiving, the blurry pictures are probably from the film (on the lens) by the smell of nasty in the home.

There is a correlation between the number of people who drown by falling into a swimming pool and the number of films Nic Cage appears in.That for some reason just cracks me up.  

That was basically a Landlord horror film.

When you clean the carpet and as it dries, things like Carpet Fresh, Pet Fresh, baking soda and other powdery substances will be forced to the top and you will end up with a film of whaterver across the top of your rugs or carpet.

The basics: 506(b) - general solicitation allowed (meaning you cann solicit from that list); ONLY accredited investors (must make sure the are accredited); no prior relationship with investors necessary; Need to provide proper disclosure (PPM, Operating Agreement, etc.); need to file form Ds. 506(c) - no general solicitation allowed (meaning you cannot solicit from that list); up to 35 sophisticated investors; unlimited accredited investors; need to have a "substantive pre-existing relationship" with investors; Need to provide proper disclosure (PPM, Operating Agreement, etc.); need to file form Ds. 

It seemed they nearly ended the film with a call to action.

Video services $100 - We will go out to your property and HD film(1080p/60fps) a property for you and point out any issues we see with the property.

I just saw this and it was a pretty great movie.Here's a summary:Set in Florida, the film follows single father Dennis Nash (Garfield) and his family as they are evicted from their home by businessman Rick Carver (Shannon), forcing Nash to help Carver in evicting people out of their homes in exchange for their own home. 99 Homes - PreviewDid you see it?

In that animated film, Over the Hedge, we meet the quintessential HOA president, a middle-aged, self-important, nosy busybody who is talking on her cell phone, of course, while driving her SUV and telling a resident her grass is 2" high when the CC&R's clearly specifies 1.75" (or something to that effect).Fortunately, I've never ran into such an individual at either of our two HOA's in nearly 3 decades combined.