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Updated about 8 years ago,
An Honest Realtor - A Little Weekend Humor
The realtor I use in my investment town is a good friend of my father in-law. The plus side is he's VERY honest on deals. Case in point on a house I asked about this week:
"Please forgive my comment but this place is a s**t hole. The smell inside is enough to make one vomit. Pictures are deceiving, the blurry pictures are probably from the film (on the lens) by the smell of nasty in the home. We can't even think what that smell could be. I've been in homes destroyed by animals and it doesn't smell this bad. Nothing can prepare you for what awaits when you put the key in the lock. I'm thinking a sewer line is broke under the house. This home needs a ton of work. I'd be shocked if it sells more than 30 just my opinion.
(Stop laughing with the visual I just planted in your head). "