@Steve Vaughan is spot on.

One way to possibly convince tenants to run vinegar in the dishwasher is to tell them it helps the dishes to come through without water spots.

Originally posted by @Rich Baer:but you are asking for trouble if you think you can digest what it all means Yep - spot on.

The landlord is pissed and although he was present when we put the couch in, and the couch never moved from its spot until I moved out, he wanted to know why I didn't put pads under it...had I known the floor could get damaged from it I would have but the thought never occurred to me, or him either apparently. 

I hold a degree in Electronics Engineering and another in English/Creative Writing.I also am suffering from a traumatic brain injury that I incurred while on active duty (Vietnam) that, while not affecting my intellectual abilities, causes minor judgmental problems at times.

He is spot on.

My name is Felix, I am a newbie investor with a background in Electronics. 

Your copy can say something that is particularly troubling to your prospect or you can make it more general, but either way people who are motivated to sell their home for dimes, nickles, or pennies on the dollar are in a tough spot of some sort.  

But if I wanted a particular type of food or really anything (product/service/experience), I know I can go out right now and walk to the corner and get on a 24 hour train (about $115/month unlimited rides) to a special spot that is waiting to serve it up and will be full of interesting creatures large and small.  

These guys are spot on.