I have about 3-4 ideas you could utilize that are short term solutions.

Nothing is too wild, however I'd appreciate experience and solutions over theory.

Whats the most durable, eco friendly, and wallet friendly solution? 

perhaps that may be a decent short term solution however the accruing balance will need "cash flow," to pay it down eventually you'll have to sell your assets to cover your liabilities.Lines of credit are generally based on a fixed margin + prime so if rates rise your rate will rise instantly.

I need his contact info I'm looking for a reliable hvac guy for my flips.

i talked to banks and got denied, and credit card and got denied. i know the solution is getting a job. but till than if i were to find a house that was a great flip how would i find the money?

Does anyone know of any reliable and qualified home inspectors in Ft Wayne Indiana?

OR (and, now that I think of it, this might be the simplest and best solution,... just thinking as I write, lol) perhaps they would be happy to just go ahead give you mortgage secured by your current investment property (cash out refi) if you were to guarantee to use the money to pay off the credit cards.

After leasing the property for at least 6 months I should be able to apply for a conventional loan and have to put little (if any) additional money into the deal due to the forced appreciation.To me, this solution would be similar to taking the property subject to but without the owner having to give up the deed to the property.

One solution is to outlaw it altogether, that would be too extreme as there are dealers who aren't really messing up, but still can't reasonably required to go to some one year class and then be required to work in finance for 3 years before they could do a SF deal, that's just still to extreme.