When you write about the large secondary bedrooms, then the photos should show that those bedrooms are large. 

I attached two photos above.

I will take a deal any way I can get it but I have never found a secret source golden key to unlocking promised fortunes yet with any of em.

Parking on the lawn, huh, I would probably get a photo of it with a date and bill them a fine on the next rental statement with the photo.

Especially since there are photos of my ugly face in spots around the home?

Maybe you can upload a profile pic, if for some reason you don't want your personal photo online, another pic of a hobby or local monument, etc.

One thing you can do to cut down on the number of showings and/or the need for others to visit the property in person is for you to take a bunch of photos (and maybe video too) of every room of the house. 

Any after photos?

Any photos?

From the photo, it doesn't appear that this condition would be a great candidate for that because of factors like the low height of the window sill, as well as the need to match up with existing sidewalks to be left in place.They make concrete re-surfacers, but your existing slope looks much too great to mess with those.