"Okay dawg Imma call you back, after I get with my baby momma boyfriend, see its be me, my girl, my baby momma, her brother, and her boyfriend.

You know, settle down with a nice girl in a nice house.

For investment purposes, I probably wouldn't recommend paying much more than 100x market rents (or "the 1% rule") for rentals here.If you're ever here in town, I'd love to grab coffee and talk real estate more.  

There is a meeting that meets somewhat regularly:https://www.biggerpockets.com/forums/680/topics/208384-any-kc-investors-want-to-grab-a-beer-and-talk-shop

Let's grab coffee sometime.

Don't know if you have heard of it, we're mostly known for our cute girls, beer, beacon and the highest taxes in the world.

Grab @Mike Reynolds and come on up.  

Girls who we have known for a long time can think of this as just staying out our house versus "renting".  

@Matthew Teifke please add me to this list, would love to come grab a beer and chat.

And, if you come up some killer brand like "Nikole Buys Houses" later, you can grab the domain and spend a mere $99 to throw a logo around it.