I would assume hourly but so far I got 3 offers and they just posted $25.

What hourly rate are you offering?

@Nick Maugeri no bank will offer a LOC on the properties (even with very attractive LTV) bc they don’t want 2nd position.

Overeducated as hell, walking distance to work for him, but can't move until June 1. 

It seems the post was meant as a joke, The real joke, Bob, is how many people have contacted me directly with offers to invest this money with them.

Who would you be writing the offer to? 

Depends on the market but if you are trying to market to vacationers or move upscale, then I think you need to offer a pool.

They walked me through this whole process.

A pure soul might even offer them a market loan product in second position personally. - Let them list the property and make an offer in the context of the market. 

Stats on the house:Approximately 2400 square ft.1st floor -            - two full bathrooms, 1 large living room (14x16), 1 small living room (10x12), and kitchen(10x12)2nd floor            - One large bedroom (14x16)            - Two smaller bedrooms upstairs, but you have to walk through one bedroom to get to the other.Comps in the area range from 220k - 300k.Rentals Comps would be 1700 - 2200.The front of the house seems like it would be "picturesque" for small venue events.