You get nothing and most likely a hefty fine from the city. 

I did a flip with my aunt who funded the project and it worked out fine as far as our relationship.

New law in Oakland, California.  https://sf.curbed.com/2020/1/23/21078782/oakland-background-check-renters-criminal-fair-chance
I am of course opposed for obvious reasons. Just as an example while running backgrounds...

This is fine, however it will take the city MUCH longer to review and approve your permits. 

I replied "I don't care, it'll be turned over to the courts and your client will never see it, which is fine with me, as it's not my money".

You have a lot of ratios listed in your list, which is fine, but those ratios will only provide value if the numbers they're based on are accurate and realistic.

When back home, we worked remotely just fine.

When tenants did it, had neighbors complaining, neighbors reporting it to the town, town got after me, threatening fines, and I had to go to inspect.

Sure, but there are a lot of potential pitfalls and you'll want to tread carefully as, if you don't deal with a bank who is fine with it or if you don't check your paperwork you can trigger a due on sale clause.

Dear BP family,I am investing in Philadelphia, PA (Philly) and I heard that the L&I inspectors recently became very active and give out many fines and demand many permits.I was wondering, what exactly requires a permit and what could be fixed/rehabbed without one?