This seems like an impossible task in today market but I decided to do my research on creative financing anyways.

I have found that it is insanely difficult to impossible for me to sign up.  

The LLC can become insolvent and there's no one to go after.But nothing is impossible if you shop around hard enough.

As it's nearly impossible to locate an address as most of these have no address.

This is further confirmation of that, because MM never even adjusted my rates in the first place and now it's impossible to turn off.

Why would that be impossible?!

My only plan when I started this was to earn a better return than anywhere else by using my comparative advantages (high knowledge of construction, DIY abilities, intimate knowledge of my geography, location in a cheap but growing area) to affect my return in a way that was impossible in other arenas.

I chuckle everytime I see people in real estate want to remain "anonymous" as it is nearly impossible unless you have a boat ton of money to spend on remaining anonymous. 

The property you say you are looking for will be nearly impossible to find. 

That will pretty significantly reduce the net taxable income amount.The net taxable income is then run through the trust tax table, which actually tops out at 37%, but on a graduated scale.Your vague "profit" number makes it impossible to provide an accurate representation in this scenario, but I suspect the net taxable amount would be considerably less than how you are evaluating this.