Hopefully I can cull out any problem children and still keep the overall number manageable after retirement...

When i am married and have children i will have already purchased my time from my hard work now.  

Imagine you were speaking to a crowd of Kindergarten Children, You have to keep them engaged, right?

Yeah well I'm not running a sidewalk cafe, or a micro brewery.I come home with stuff that looks like this sometimes, and I don't want an audience or children running around trying to get hurt.

Neither of us can justify our children being raised by others for her to only be making $400 a month.  

It is most likely impossible to keep your home perfectly clean and put together all of the time, especially with children, so keep cheap laundry baskets nearby so when a potential buyer stops by last minute you can quickly pick up and put aside messes.

Maximum financing however, is available for: Borrower related by blood, marriage or law, such as - Spouses - Parents-children - Siblings - Stepchildren - Aunts-uncles and - Nieces-nephews or Unrelated individuals who can document evidence of a longstanding, substantial family-type relationship not arising out of the loan transaction.

My husband and I are also foster parents and my goal is to build a rental portfolio one to two properties per year and retire in ten years and live off the income of my properties while I provide a home for atleast four children in foster care who would otherwise grow up in the system with no family or structure.

If you want to rent to generation X's who are more established in their careers, married, with children, then these areas would fit the bill. 

Lastly, does everyone who lives inside the 285 corridor send their children to private school?