I beg them not to beat the **** out of the house.. they could do whatever they want to the suspect preferably send in a Canine unit  Yeah, go into a house that's had someone decomposing in it for a few weeks and you find out what real putrid smells are!

I prefer young and hungry over worn and jaded. 

you should come to the highest&best toy drive and REI meetup today so we can meet and chat.

I'd much prefer to put $60K on a down payment and closing costs so I have $50K to fix it up.So a couple of questions: 1) Am I mistaken in thinking those kind of lower down payment products are out there for regular folks like us? 

They can get a loan from the solar company, but would prefer a HELOAN or HELOC to cover the solar and consolidate.

I prefer a more passive approach at this point as I know my own capabilities.

Preferably looking for a duplex or a single family home.  

I would prefer to pay the capital gains today as based on how we spend money as a country, that capital gains rate most likely is going to be heading up in the future not down.

They need stability, so although house hacking isn't out of the question, I prefer to not do that.

Depending on your level or preference of analysis, data and their providers are incredibly important and difficult to obtain when it comes to real estate underwriting.