No one said you can make $100,000 in capital gains and pay $0.You made that sentence up. 

Avoid anyone that doesn't get you a bid when they say they will or submits a bid that consists of a few sentences on a Word doc.

You don't need to bring it up in the first sentence that you know they're in foreclosure. 

I know of a few real estate investors currently serving prison sentences for intentionally misstating the purpose of a mortgage loan.

I've been direct mailing through obtaining ownership info through county records and sending them a few sentence pitch of what I do, a business card, and a QR code that takes them to a website I created on Canva that summarizes my 3-year investing goals, what projects I've done, and my next steps.

FSBO with crooked and blurry photos from a cell phone a one-sentence ad scream amateur who doesn't know what he/she is doing.For rent, Realtor.com.

The 5%, 10% in your last sentence refers to the 5% or 10% of "equity"? 

While it is a strange name for an air or marine vessel, the possibility still leaves the sentence with a homophonic error.

But if I remember correctly, it mentions the Fed keeping rates down to just shy of 0% after a relatively mild recession at the beginning of 2000 in all of one sentence and all but completely ignores Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac encouraging subprime borrowing along with pretty much the entire government bureaucracy.

It seems as if in EVERY sentence there is a term I want to research and learn to the max.