I'll quote Canadian comedian Steve Smith as 'Red Green' again: "Did you ever notice that when the stuff hits the fan it tends to be distributed unevenly?"

As my favorite comedian Tom Segura says “Some people suck”.

Should have been a comedian. 

Rob K have you considered a part-time job as a comedian?

Other trading books I read at the time were a variation on comedian Will Rogers Depression Era gallows humor ("if the stock's going to go up, buy it; if the stock's not going to go up, don't buy it").This led me to Tharp's 2004 book Safe Strategies for Financial Freedom, which covers ways to build wealth requiring less intensity than publicly-traded securities.

On a good note, Del is a great entertainer/comedian who does good personification of dead beat renters in his class.I also think you get membership discounts for using their vendors too.

I am also an amateur stand up comedian so if you see me post something off the wall it is most likely my lame attempt at making you laugh.

To answer your question Will, there is a famous comedian who had a TV special titled: "You Can't FIx Stupid" Words to live by!!!

Sometimes at night I moonlight as a non-profit comedian.  

There's a comedian who talks about the American Dream.